you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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