Me too!
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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