did you get engaged???
I want you more than these girls want KFC
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I got inside last night via doggy door
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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