Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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