know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
its liver damage thursday
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