scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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