what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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