I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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