Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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