next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I woke up under a house in Key West
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