Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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