Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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