I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize