i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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