I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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