You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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