If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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