There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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