So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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