We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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