There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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