dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
is that a dick in a sweater?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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