Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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death...100% death...what r u planning.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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