the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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