i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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