We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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