i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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