That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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