I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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