Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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