I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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