im six kinds of drunk right now
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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