Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We are all done wearing pants today
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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