Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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