I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
third nipple confirmed
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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