I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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