I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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