She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm both gender and math confused
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
tell me about the fingering
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