Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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