And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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