I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The beer is more important than you right now.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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