take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Sext me about skeletons
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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