omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
ok first of all what the fuck
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