don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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