Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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