I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
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i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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