Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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