new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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