More tranny stories later!
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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