i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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