D3 body, D1 cock
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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