Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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