I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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