That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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